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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

No way

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Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Galaxy S27 Ultra may mark the end of the built-in S Pen slot - SamMobile

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

No go.

No, not a chance

share office space ...

NASA withdraws support for conferences - SpaceNews

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do you think that Trump's plan to deport undocumented immigrants will solve America's housing crisis?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Why are people adopting DeepSeek's AI when its answers are so obviously biased toward the Chinese worldview propaganda?